Cocktail – The Last Barman Poet

I am the world’s last barman poet. I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make. Americans getting stinking on something I stir or shake. The Sex on the Beach, The Schnapps made from peach, The Velvet Hammer, The Alabama Slammer. I make things with juice and froth. The Pink Squirrel, The 3-Toed Sloth. I…

Cocktail – The Last Barman Poet




I am the world’s last barman poet.
I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make.
Americans getting stinking on something I stir or shake.
The Sex on the Beach,
The Schnapps made from peach,
The Velvet Hammer,
The Alabama Slammer.

I make things with juice and froth.
The Pink Squirrel,
The 3-Toed Sloth.

I make drinks so sweat and snazzy.
The Iced Tea,
The Kamikaze,
The Orgasm,
The Death Spasm,
The Singapore Sling,
The Ding-a-ling.

America you’re just devoted to every flavor I got.
But if you want to get loaded,
Why don’t you just order a shot?
Bar is OPEN!!!

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